SFX: We open on the sounds of a hushed school auditorium and hear chatter amongst kids and parents.
SFX: We hear footsteps as Freddy steps up to the microphone.
Freddy: Could I .. Um… Have the origin?
Host: The word comes from the Spanish patata.
SFX: Freddy take a deep breath before exhaling slowly.
Freddy: Pot-ay-toe. Pot-ay-toe.
SFX: We hear Freddy lean closer to the mic as he nervously breathes on it
Freddy: Pee. Oww. Tee. ARGHHHHHHHH. Tee.
Host: Oww! I’m sorry Freddy. There’s no ‘R’ in Potato. But you were so close!
Freddy: Whaaat? But Miss Logan, I said ARGHHHHHHHH!
Teacher: Off the stage please Freddy. And hand our of your pants please. Neeeeeeext!
SFX: We hear some kids in the audience chuckle before the footsteps of the next kid walking onto the stage
Freddy: ARGHHHHHHHH!
V/O: Bonds. Don’t get it twisted.
Passport office.