Welcome to the Lab,
(it's real to us).

The lab is our thinktank.
We don’t have a problem having ideas.
If anything we have way too many.
We tried to spread them throughout our site.
But it was getting in the way of the work.
So we created this neverending wormhole for all your doom scrolling pleasure.
Note: You may need to lay down after. 

our founders

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Co-Founder
Rhysano Von Kennysburg

Rizz Von Kennysburg

Co-Founder, Co-Chief Experimental Officer (Co-CEOs)

Rizz Von Kennysburg doesn’t just think outside the box. He destroyed the box with his bare hands, then rebuilt it, filled it with his own products, then formed this company, it's staff and the world around it.

I guess we could say "Welcome."

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Co-Founder
Deandrik Shéinstein

Deandrik Shéinstein

Co-Founder, Co-Chief Experimental Officer (Co-CEOs)

Deandrik Shiénstein didn’t just create RadLabz™—he created the world you're experincing right now. This company? This website? Just a dream, within a dream, within a dream that he conjured up sipping a latte in 2023.

And that cafe - that latte, that sip .. that too was just a dream.

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our
‍staff

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Lead Perception Alchemist
Dr. Rhysearch

Dr.
Rhysearch

Lead Perception Alchemist

Trained in mind-melting perception manipulation at the University of Influence (which he founded), Dr. Rhysearch has spent his entire career bending the very fabric of reality itself. His work involves convincing your subconscious that every purchase is not just a purchase, but a deeply personal journey.

Every visual he crafts, every campaign he leads, is designed to plant seeds in your mind that bloom into compulsive consumer habits.

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Lead Linguistic Engineer
Dr. Deanvelopment

Dr.
Deanvelopment

Lead Linguistic Engineer

With a doctorate in Language Manipulation from the Institute of Total Influence, Dr. Deanvelopment’s work is a precise science—turning the most banal product descriptions into emotional rollercoasters, and transforming a simple call to action into a brainwave-shifting mantra.

It’s not just about selling—it’s about controlling the narrative, and Dr. Deanvelopment has mastered the art of crafting the most compelling linguistic prisons you’ll never want to escape from.

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our INTERNS

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DeRhys Shienny Jr
Senior Vice Intern

DeRhys Shienny Jr.

Intern, Senior Vice Intern

A highly motivated underachiever with a passion for taking the initiative (when asked to so).

DeRhys Jr is currently 2 years into research assignment for Radlabz that unforuntaley has actually been discontinued 2 years ago, we are currently resourcing new interns so we can get this information to him.

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Deanos Rhysterfield
VP of Miscellaneous Tasks

Deanos Rhysterfield

Intern, VP of Miscellaneous Tasks

"I'm a driven, motivated and ambitious go-getter, you tell me what to get and I'll go get it."

Deanos has always dreamed of one day securing a full-time, unpaid internship. He has longed to bask in the glory of exsposure and not be bogged down by the drudgery of fiscal remuneration.

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At Radlabz, our commitment to excellent ideas is built upon years of expertise.

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Experimental thinking
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High-velocity Ideation
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Customer service excellence

750+

Ideas sold

589

Happy customers

4.6/5

Average rating of products

2014

Since
Our newest products

Untested.
Unapproved.
‍Unbelievable.

We’ve pioneered a range of highly experimental, dubiously tested, and completely necessary solutions to the industry’s most persistent ailments.

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