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The brief is impossible. The deadline was yesterday. The client just asked for “one last tweak” (it’s never the last). You could sleep… or you could Deskamax™.
Formulated for those relentless all-nighters, Deskamax™ keeps you laser-focused, desk-bound, and churning out brilliance at unnatural speeds. Side effects may include uncontrollable idea generation, pixel-perfect precision, and hallucinations of a work-life balance.
Take one. Strap in. Meet the deadline.
Keeps you locked in, laser-focused, and churning out work at a speed that should honestly concern HR.
Tricks your brain into believing that three days of work can be done in six chaotic, coffee-fueled hours.
May cause involuntary keyboard smashing, hallucinations of a completed work-life balance, and the sudden realization that the weekend was a myth.
