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Creative blockages caused by overly cautious brand guardians can be painful. Approvalax™ is a fast-acting suppository designed to loosen their grip, clear the way for bold ideas, and get your best work out there.


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Attracting big-spending clients has never been this addictive. Just one hit of ProspexPlus™ nasal spray, and high-rolling prospects will be sniffing around your agency, ready to throw cash at your ideas.


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Back-to-back meetings are a disease—AgenD-Block™ is the cure. This time-release formula clears your calendar of unnecessary check-ins, freeing you to actually do the work people keep scheduling meetings about.


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When the deadline is looming and sleep is not an option, Deskamphetamine™ keeps you locked in, laser-focused, and dangerously productive. Side effects include meeting impossible deadlines, creative genius, and forgetting what day it is.


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